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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Friday, February 17, 2012

Humor: Software

Software engineer 1: I am not able to connect to test database.
Please check the problem and restart it.

IT:  Issue resolved

Software engineer 2: What was the fix?

Software engineer 3:  Exorcism…





Keep smiling!
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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Software design at it's best!

Once upon a time, in one of the software projects, team A was collaborating with team B to develop a workflow system. The main workflow would invoke other smaller workflow - an orchestration system was the need of the day. A meeting was held and the agenda was to integrate the two workflows.

Day 1:
Team B: We have a web service and the only API 'pushMessage' should be called from your code.
Team A: Why remoting? We need a jar.
Team B: That is a very good question. The workflow is a system and not a library. We want to avoid code inter dependency. Code deployment and maintainability is easier. Service is reusable, and in this case, it encapsulates a complete workflow.
Team A: Generating web service client is pain ...(sorry but I don't remember the following words as I was rotfl; in my mind of course). We need a jar.
Team B: Generating web service client is trivial. It  takes about 15 mins. We can do it for you.
Team A: Ok, let us discuss this again tomorrow.

Day 2:
Team A: We have a great idea. Let us merge the code of these 2 separate projects. We will combine all the APIs and create 1 WSDL. It will run very fast.
Team B: (After recovering from the shock) These are 2 distinct functional components. The APIs have no relation to each other. There is a clear boundary between the 2 sub systems.
Team A: It is complex.
Team B: What is complex?
Team A: Making a service call from our code is complex.
Team B: Making a service call is complex? How?
Team A: Yes, we have to make this service call inside a transaction and it is complex.
Team B: What!! When did you decide to make a service call inside a database transaction?
Team A: Today. And we have a problem. It is complex.
Team B: What is complex?
Team A:  Making a service call from our code is complex.
Team B: Write 0 lines of code and you get code that has zero complexity .
Team A: Does writing 0 lines of code makes the code fast?
Team B: Yes, the code runs at infinite speed!
Team A: And can I apply encapsulation to the design?
Team B: All team members faint.

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Sunday, August 21, 2011

BBA Entrance Interview

My cousin recently appeared for her BBA interview. The interviewer asked her "Do you read the newspaper?". "Yes", my cousin replied. The interviewer asked an expected follow up question "Which sections of the newspaper do you read?" to which my cousin candidly replied "Actually my father once told me that if the Sensex reaches 20,000 points, he will buy me a laptop. So I check the business Sensex section daily!"

No prizes for guessing, she was selected!

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Sunday, April 10, 2011

Humor in English language: Happened few days back

A friend of mine requested a quote for some IT project from a software company. The response came almost a month after the initial email.

Friend: I am surprised the response came in so late.

Company: Im regretting for that, it was due to heavy rush in sales & marketing department!